2.17.2009

UPDATE: Sounders FC vs Chelsea

Wasting away waiting for my jaw to return to normal and jonesing for Junior to make up his mind I saw the Seattle Times announce Premier League bad boys Chelsea will play in the Pacific N-Dub July 19th. This was the same team that when I was visiting family in England the people in the neighborhood started boarding up their doors and windows because The Blues were coming. Their fans have a Raider-like reputation and are known as The Headhunters. Maybe we'll get some World Trade conference caliber rioting in Pioneer Square with a bunch of my drunk motherlanders taking on converted 12th Men and angry Sonic supporters IN THE STREETS, BIATCH. Somebody call Ken Hamlin! Send me down there with a cricket bat in one hand and a Louisville Slugger in the other (a Ken Griffey signature model).

Chelsea is currently in the top five in the Premier League standings and took second place in the 07-08 season. The team started 1905 and are currently owned by a rich Russian billionaire. Not Paul Allen rich, but rich.


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