As my ability to write anything of thought and substance continues to erode I still have cheap shots to take at celebs I'll never meet.
Two belts. Count them. I think Tyson had three at one point but he didn't get depressed when Pizza Hut shut its doors in Kodiak or the Cowboys missed the playoffs. Or is that Clifford Kay in a wig? Meat Loaf called, he wants his tits back.
Maybe Romo will dump her and she can hook up with my main man Lindsay Knight. Now if I were the Dallas quarterback.....
FufufufuFox. I say no way she bumps Jolie out of the Tomb Raider outfit although I'm sure she could. But that's like Bruce Willis playing Indian Jones. Ain't right.
Maybe I should be Googling for electric cars or working on my class reunion instead.
Two belts. Count them. I think Tyson had three at one point but he didn't get depressed when Pizza Hut shut its doors in Kodiak or the Cowboys missed the playoffs. Or is that Clifford Kay in a wig? Meat Loaf called, he wants his tits back.
Maybe Romo will dump her and she can hook up with my main man Lindsay Knight. Now if I were the Dallas quarterback.....
FufufufuFox. I say no way she bumps Jolie out of the Tomb Raider outfit although I'm sure she could. But that's like Bruce Willis playing Indian Jones. Ain't right.
Maybe I should be Googling for electric cars or working on my class reunion instead.
