Quickie: When is a Sea Dog Not a Sea Dog?
You may recall recently a boat going down called the Lady Blackie. It was towing a barge or Oprha or something and sank Shelikof-style. A local news report stated among the crew saved on the lost Homer vessel was a dog named Tusk. Well my secret coastie operative Petty Officer Lamar was able to obtain a photo of the rescued pooch and it turns out to be one of Paris Hilton's rejects. Tusk looks more like Tush. Anything that actually has a tusk takes a crap about the same size as this wannabe cat. JC with a side of rice, are you kidding me? This begs the question; is it better to go down with the ship and yer name be forever remembered as a man or be saved with ratdog in yer arms? This is the difference between Kodiak fishermen and those on the tip of the....peninsula. Islanders would have a black lab or husky or a frickin' coked up mountain lion on board while Homersexuals are crewing with offshore with gerbils, white tigers, and Taco Bell mascots. And who gave the mutt a rose? That bad ass Kodiak fireman looks like he wants to flick that thing like a booger.
You may recall recently a boat going down called the Lady Blackie. It was towing a barge or Oprha or something and sank Shelikof-style. A local news report stated among the crew saved on the lost Homer vessel was a dog named Tusk. Well my secret coastie operative Petty Officer Lamar was able to obtain a photo of the rescued pooch and it turns out to be one of Paris Hilton's rejects. Tusk looks more like Tush. Anything that actually has a tusk takes a crap about the same size as this wannabe cat. JC with a side of rice, are you kidding me? This begs the question; is it better to go down with the ship and yer name be forever remembered as a man or be saved with ratdog in yer arms? This is the difference between Kodiak fishermen and those on the tip of the....peninsula. Islanders would have a black lab or husky or a frickin' coked up mountain lion on board while Homersexuals are crewing with offshore with gerbils, white tigers, and Taco Bell mascots. And who gave the mutt a rose? That bad ass Kodiak fireman looks like he wants to flick that thing like a booger. 
