The Baranof Enquirer busted out a story on commercial radio giant KVOK today in the biznasty section. The station is upgrading its equipment and ....PAINTING. YES! I hate the way my AM radio station looks. The story also reveals they're using a computer that's 15 years old to run schmitt. Maybe that would explain why songs cut off at any point and play ads breaking the number one rule of DJing. You only stop a song mid-record when there is blood. Yet I'm willing to bet an Amstel Light that when the new PC is installed this will still happen. C'mon, Ellen Degenerate! Get it right! She never listens to my ideas like bringing back the Seahawks games to AM and adding Howard Stern, never air KHS Girls sports anything, and dump the country FM station they just started because we already have one on the dial.And then their bitter rival public radio KMXT Kodiak scores with this picture on their website of Justin Bieber visiting Air Station Kodiak. Sadly, no link so I stole what they printed below.
KODIAK, Alaska - Coast Guard Petty Officer 2nd Class Eric Stoecker, an aviation survival technician with Air Station Kodiak, explains search and rescue operations with pop sensation Justin Bieber, a Beverly Hills 90210 High School student, at Air Station Kodiak Jan 26, 2011, while an MH-60 Jayhawk helicopter and crew provide a SAR demonstration. During the shadow day with the Coast Guard, Stoecker expressed an interest in learning more about relationships with women from the experienced kid still in high school. U.S. Coast Guard photo by Petty Officer 3rd Class Charly Hengen and not Sara Francis.
But the biggest news in and of the news was the author of the KVOK story. Wes Hanna LIVES! I thought they buried all past employees on that empty lot next to the KDM building across from Spenards. Welcome back from the dead, bro. Or didn't you return from the grave to take the paper publication with you?
