Speaking of CK1, Wolfboy, the Duckcub with 1000 Nicknames he sent me this comment by a guy calling himself Tennessee Charlie regarding the National Championship Game.
You have to understand this one thing. Auburn has to play Oregon in the BCS Bowl because that is how the numbers turned out. However, if they really had their way about it, Auburn would much prefer that Michigan was No. 2 instead of Oregon so they could have some real fun in the NC Game. It will be a fair and sportsmanlike game with Oregon because Auburn does not perceive Oregon as being a northern Yankee school. You guys are lumberjacks, and you’re okay. Michigan would be another matter entirely. It would be viewed as the American Civil War in capsule for three hours. You beat the crap out of the maize-legged blue bellies in the bowl game—-and if you send a few of them to the hospital during your 46 to 14 win—-that’s just the way a real shooting war goes.
You have to understand this one thing. Auburn has to play Oregon in the BCS Bowl because that is how the numbers turned out. However, if they really had their way about it, Auburn would much prefer that Michigan was No. 2 instead of Oregon so they could have some real fun in the NC Game. It will be a fair and sportsmanlike game with Oregon because Auburn does not perceive Oregon as being a northern Yankee school. You guys are lumberjacks, and you’re okay. Michigan would be another matter entirely. It would be viewed as the American Civil War in capsule for three hours. You beat the crap out of the maize-legged blue bellies in the bowl game—-and if you send a few of them to the hospital during your 46 to 14 win—-that’s just the way a real shooting war goes.
No, they are Ducks. We, of Humboldt State, are the Lumberjacks. A mascot that has been threatened in the past by the PC crowd but never axed. Every year I expect to get a letter from the school announcing they've changed to one of the following less offensive and more currently culturally accurate names.
The Humboldt State Fighting Cannabis...or Tetrahydrocannabivarinors for short.
The Humboldt Hallucination (with the first invisible mascot suit)
The Humboldt State Hookahsuckers
The Humboldt State Hippycats
The Humboldt Hairy Bitches
The Humboldt High
I can hear the crowd chanting THC, THC, THC while the feminists throw batteries at the cheerleaders at the Redwood Bowl. Anywho, back to Charlie. Unlike Nike U in the state to the north of my alumdum campus, our marching band is more famous than our football team. The Marching Lumberjacks are one of the most powerful ubernerd musical forces in the west coast. Sample their power below. Suck it, Phil Knight. You'll never outfit these misfits.The Humboldt Hallucination (with the first invisible mascot suit)
The Humboldt State Hookahsuckers
The Humboldt State Hippycats
The Humboldt Hairy Bitches
The Humboldt High
