11.15.2010

No Fly Zone



I'm supposed to get off the Rock next week right before the Turkey Rush and it looks like TSA wants to radiate Junior Sandinista with tachyon particles or even better...give him a lil rub rub. Bring it. Might have to break out the slacks for this trip. This whole thing reminds me of Boogie Nights for some reason. Anywho, I probably won't duct tape an eight pack of hot dogs and put it down my pants now not because of TSA but that I'm not done fishing yet. JC and a side of rice, get me out of here! This whole fall reminds me of a hypothetical situation a friend of mine and I used to debate; for a million dollars would you say in Kodiak the rest of yer life?

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