Or should I say WHY FLY...on Alaska Airlines. Well, because we don't have many choices. They recently announced they will have internet access on all their planes BUT it ain't free. Like yer bags. Five bucks. I'm still pissed about the bags. I feel like the Kevin Smith of luggage. Oh, and they promise you will have yer bags within 25 minutes of arrival, like that's great service. 18 minutes and I might blink, 15 I'd even be impressed. 25 is Half Hour Lite. Whateva. And you will get yer schmidt in 24 minutes on average, that's my promise. They are running out of things to charge us for for things we never used to pay for....except the can.
