Word on the streets is fellow Nut of the Round Table Casey "The Irish Assassin/Wolfboy/CK-1" Kelly has taken a position in Homer and will be leaving us at the end of this new month. Damnit. First Pizza Chris, now Neckbeard. I've lost more Nuts than Lance Armstrong. And my PBR wingman. Kelly's move might hurt Tony's net profits for the fourth quarter and Rainier might move up a notch on the best sellers list. These are dark times in Kodiak, indeed.
