In one week we celebrate an Irish holiday that really doesn't mean jack to most of us (CK-1) but I don't hear anyone complaining. OK, somebody is. Time to update the Kodiak bartender power rankings. Notice the extreme bias there is as Anthony's Bar and No Grill has half a pro bowl team making All Sandin. Almost everyone made the list except Trader Joe and that one girl with the tattoos.7. Cynthia: Tony's- By definition she is actually a cocktail waitress but the sandinyerface standard says anyone who works for the establishment AND stands physically behind the bar AND hands me a beer is considered a bartender regardless of their role in handling money.
Anywho, Cynthia is cute and therefore married. Word is she's not staying there long either but should still be on the payroll for St. Costello's Day.
6. Miss Carrie: Henry's- I told you before that she's wasting her talent in a restaurant and now it is knocking her down the power rankings.
5. Toby: Tony's- The Fisher Poet makes the list and is the only non-human female to make Top Seven.
4. "Tall Chick": Rendezvous- She's so lovely but I hardly go out there and forgot her name. FYI: PBR is only $3 a can out by the Flatlanders.
3. Miss Judy: Tropics- Obama/Miss Judy '08!2. Deb: Tony's- The Pride of Sitka returns! Usually found during the day shift, Deb single handedly took care of the entire place during the Super Bowl for about three quarters before Mrs. Owner came in and pulled an Eli of her own. Deb also threw a kick-arse house party last month (index finger and pinkie extended).
1. Mel: Tony's- Since creating her own identity and breaking free from her Danielle duality she has been on fire. Not only has she raised the sexy bar in the bar but has worked her tail off many a night. Just like pink t-shirts and eye-liner, hard work doesn't go unrecognized. On top of that she has a brand new bad arse pick-up truck that makes my Impreza look weaker than influenza. We (I) at sandinyerface salute you MJ as out top bartender going into the green-on-green festivities in 2008.
There will not be a Top Seven Cab Drivers update until just before The Fifth of May.
